Jokes number : 89

Standing at the
edge of the lake, a man
saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.
Unable to swim, the man
screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The
man said, "My wife
is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her.
I'll give you a
hundred dollars."
The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful
strokes, he reached
the woman, put his arm around her, and swam
back to shore. Depositing
her at the feet of the man, the fisherman
said, "Okay, where's my
hundred dollars?"

The man said,
"Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I
thought it was my
wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into
his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How
much do I owe you?"