Jokes number : 79

Henry's son, David, burst into the
house,
crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.

"Daddy and I
were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big.
Then, while
he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."


"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you
shouldn't
be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed

it off."

"But that's just what I did, mommy."