Jokes number : 13

A man's car stalled on a country
road one
morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and

stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,"
said
the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road
until he met a
farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his
story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked

the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't
listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't
know a thing about
cars."