Jokes number : 15

A New York City yuppie moved to the
country
and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and
livestock
store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up

chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks.

"That's a
lot of chicks," commented the proprietor. "I mean
business," the
city slicker replied.

A week later the yuppie was back again. "I
need another 100 chicks,"
he said. "Boy, you are serious about this
chicken farming," the man
told him.

"Yeah," the yuppie
replied. "If I can iron out a few problems."
"Problems?" asked the
proprietor. "Yeah," replied the yuppie, "I
think I planted that last
batch too close together."