Jokes number : 61

The fishing season hasn't opened and a

fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a

stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?"

"Any luck? This is a
wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream
yesterday" he boasts.


"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.


"Nope."

"Well, meet the new game warden."

"Oh,"
gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"

"Nope".


"Meet the biggest liar in the state."