Jokes number : 3

A farmer and his brand new bride were

riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the

older horse stumbled.

The farmer said, "That's
once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.

The
farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old
horse stumbled again.

The farmer didn't say anything, but
reached under the seat, pulled out
a shotgun and shot the
horse.

His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to

do."

The farmer said, "That's once."