Jokes number : 26

On a drive in the country, a city slicker

noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig
there
as it ate one apple after another.

"Maybe I don't know
what I'm talking about," said the city slicker,
"but if you just
shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground,
wouldn't it save a
lot of time?"

"Time?" said the farmer. "What does time matter to
a pig?"