Jokes number : 60

Three men stood before a judge on a charge of

drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.

Judge: What
were you doing?

1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the
pond.

Judge: And what were you doing?

2nd man: I was throwing
peanuts in the pond, too."

Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you
throwing peanuts in the pond
as well?

3rd man: No, sir. I AM
Peanuts!