Jokes number : 59

A man has a racehorse, never won a
race. Man
in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk
wagon
tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off,
they
move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He

kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half

asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."