Jokes number : 5

There once was a German schoolteacher. She went
to England
to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted
to use
the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a
messenger
boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house

knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter, he wrote a

response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse
read:
The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while, so she
was
not able to go for 3 years. The WC can hold up to 300 people at
one
time. The people complained about the hard wooden seats so
instead soft,
plush seats were made. I have reserved for you the best
seat where
EVERYONE can see you!