Jokes number : 32

A young family moved into a
house next door
to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up
to start
building a house on the empty lot.
The young family's 6 year old
daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next
door and started talking with the
workers. She hung around and
eventually the construction crew - gems in the
rough, all of them - more
or less adopted her as a kind of project
mascot. They chatted with
her, let her sit with them while they had coffee
and lunch
breaks,and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make
her feel
important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with
a pay
envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home
to her mother who
said all the appropriate words of admiration and
suggested that they
take the dollar pay she had received to the
bank the next day to start a
savings account.

When they
got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the
story
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check

at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I've
been working with a crew
building a house all week". "My goodness
gracious", said the teller,
"and will you be working on the house
again this week too"?

"I will if those useless morons at the lumber
yard ever bring us the
f****** bricks", replied the little girl.