Jokes number : 97

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher
recently came upon
a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about
the farmer's soul
the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in
the vineyard of the
Lord my good man?"

Not even looking at
the preacher and continuing his work the farmer
replied, "Naw, these
are soybeans."

"You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are
you a Christian?"

With the same amount of interest as his
previous answer the farmer
said, "Nope my name is Jones. You must be
lookin for Jim Christian. He
lives a mile south of here."

The
young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, "Are you

lost?"

"Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the
farmer.

"Are you prepared for the resurrection?" the frustrated preacher

asked.

This caught the farmer's attention and he asked,
"When's it gonna
be?"

Thinking he had accomplished somet
hing the young preacher replied, "It
could be today, tomorrow, or
the next day." Taking a handkerchief from
his back pocket and
wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, "Well,
don't mention it to my
wife. She don't get out much and she'll wanna go
all three days."