Sunday, September 4, 2011

Jokes number : 94

Howard County Police officers still
write
their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer

tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had

lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the
farmer
directly.

"Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025
pigs?" she asked.

"Yeth." lisped the farmer.

Being a Howard
County girl herself, the tech entered: "Subject lost 2
sows and 25
pigs."

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