Jokes number : 71

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman
drilled a
hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice
said, "There
are no fish down there."

He walked several yards
away and drilled another hole and peered into
the hole and again the
voice said, "There's no fish down there."

He then walked about
50 yards away and drilled another hole and again
the voice said,
"There's no fish down there."

He looked up into the sky and
asked, "God, is that you?"

"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's
the rink manager."