Jokes number : 70

When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official

demonstrate the
proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a
hand
grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger
to release
the foam."

Later an employee was selected to extinguish a
controlled fire in the
parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot
to
pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade,

remember?"

In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled
the
extinguisher at the blaze.