Jokes number : 32

A farmer
was interviewing a young man for
the job of assistant farmhand.

`You'll need to be fit,' said
the farmer. `Have you ever had any
illnesses? Any
accidents?'

'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches.

You must have had an accident!' said the farmer.

`Oh, the
crutches!' said the young man. `A bull tossed me last week.
But
that wasn't an accident! He did it on purpose!'