Jokes number : 22

There was a farmer who raised
watermelons.
He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his

watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought

he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids
away
for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The
next
day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says
"Warning!! One of
the watermelons in this field has been injected with
cyanide."
So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to
the
sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week
and when he
looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are
missing but he
notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the
sign which read:
"Now there are two".