Jokes number : 89

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks
around
frowning.

Finally the pro askes her what she wants.
"I can't find any green
golf balls," the blonde golfer
complains.

The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs,
and
finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough,
there are
no green golf balls.

As the blonde golfer walks
out the door in disgust, the pro asks her,
"Before you go, could you
tell me why you want green golf balls?"

"Well obviously, because
they would be so much easier to find in the
sand traps!"