Jokes number : 83

A couple of old guys were golfing
when one
said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in
the
morning.

His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a
few years
before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good
job?"

"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the
ninth hole
hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going
200 mph when
it hit me in the stomach. That," he added, "was the
first time in two
years my teeth didn't hurt."