Jokes number : 84

After a particularly poor game of
golf, a
popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.
As
he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped

him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty

minutes ago?"

"Yes," the golfer responded.

"Did you
happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and
off the
course?"

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.


"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto
the
highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went

out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire

truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down.
So,
what are you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought
it over carefully and responded...

"I think I'll close my
stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower
my right thumb."