Jokes number : 58

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
manages
to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural
area.

"This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of

dirt over the lounge floor.

The woman says she's really worried
it may not all come off, so the
salesman says, "If this machine
doesn't remove all the dust completely,
I'll lick it off
myself."

"Do you want ketchup on it?" she says, "we're not connected for

electricity yet!"