Jokes number : 1

'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the

girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the
world's
second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it
costs $3
for a day return to Austin, how old am I ?
'Thirty
two!'
'Why did you say that ?'
'Well, my brother's sixteen and
he's half mad !'