Jokes number : 67

A college business
professor could not help
but notice that one of his students was late to
class for the third
time that week. Before class ended he went around
the room asking
students some questions about the day's lecture. Of
course, he made
sure to pick on his tardy pupil.

"And who was it that developed
the theories behind communism?" the
professor asked.

"I
don't know," the student said.

"Perhaps if you came to class on
time, Mr. Reebs, you would know,"
said the professor.

"That's
not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention
anyway!"