Jokes number : 77

A small boy is sent to bed by his
father...

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad..."

"What?"


"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had
your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]


"Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of
water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"


[Five minutes later]

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."


"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of

water?"