Jokes number : 76

A very successful businessman had a meeting
with his new
son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you
into the family,"
said the man. "To show you how much we care for
you, I'm making you a
50-50 partner in my business. All you have to
do is go to the factory
every day and learn the operations."


The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the

noise."

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll
work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations."


"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being

stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the
father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner
of a moneymaking
organization, but you don't like factories and won't
work in a office. What
am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me
out."