Jokes number : 8

Mrs. Ellis came home from
work one evening
to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She
raced into
the kitchen where her husband was making dinner.

"Hey!" she
announced. "This is terrible! I just caught Matthew
lighting a cigar!"


"You put a stop to that right now," he shouted.

"That
kid is altogether too young to be playing with matches!"