Jokes number : 26

A group of senior
citizens were exchanging
notes about their ailments.

"My arm is so weak I can hardly
hold this coffee cup."

"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I
can't see to pour the
coffee."

"I can't turn my head because
of the arthritis in my neck."

"My blood pressure pills make my
dizzy."

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old."


"Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still

drive."