Jokes number : 36

After a difficult day a struggling actor

returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of
police
and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.


Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?"

"Well,"
one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came
by your
house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife,

assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the

ground."

The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in
disbelief...
"My agent came to my house?"