Jokes number : 90

A violist comes
home late at night to
discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking
crater where his house
used to be.

The chief of police comes over to him and tells him,
"While you were
out, the conductor came to your house, killed your
family, and burned
the house down."

The violist replied,
"You're kidding! The conductor came to my
house?"