Jokes number : 11

When a young hotshot conductor was making his
debut at
the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how
well he knew the
music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during
rehearsal.

Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to
the other,
impressed, "Well, this kid really knows his
stuff!"

The other replied, "I don't think he is so hot. Did you notice how

flat his high E was at the end?"