Jokes number : 90

A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her

morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how
tired
she looked.

"Yeah" she said, "I didn't sleep well
last night, I had this really
strange dream."

"Do tell" said
her neighbor, pouring the coffee.

"Well, I dreamed I woke up and
went downstairs as usual, but when I
looked in the mirror my face
had turned orange, and my hair was sticking
straight up out of my
head and was green!"

"Sounds like you turned into a punk rocker
or something" the neighbor
said, with a grin.

"No" she said,
"It wasn't like that. It was as if I knew something
was wrong, but
it seemed normal somehow, you know what I mean?"

"Sure" said
the neighbor, "Everybody's had dreams like that."

"Well anyway"
she continued, "I decided to go down and get the mail,
because even
in my dream, I figured I must be dreaming, so what the
heck
if I was orange, you know? So I walk down and get my mail, and I keep

feeling everybody looking at me!

"Then I get a good look at
myself in the big window in front of the
store, and I'll be darned
if I wasn't a carrot! It was such a shock I
stumbled backwards and
got hit by a truck driven by that nice doctor
down the street. The
last thing I remember before I woke up was him
bending over me,
telling me his diagnosis."

"Wow" laughed the neighbor, "Did you
live?"

"Yeah, I lived" sighed the girl, "But the doctor said I'd
be a
vegetable the rest of my life."