Jokes number : 86

A wife and her
husband were having a dinner
party for all the major status figures in Rome,
Italy.

The
wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be

perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any

snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to
the
beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails.
Very
grudgingly he agreed.

He took the bucket, walked out
the door, down the steps, and out to the
beach. As he was collecting
the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman
walking alongside the
water just a little further down the beach. He kept
thinking to himself
"Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come
down and talk to
me." He went back to gathering the snails.

All of a sudden he
looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing
right over him. They
got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.


nThey were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started

messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted
afterwards
and passed out there.

At seven o'clock the next
morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!
My wife's dinner party!"


He gathered all his clothes, put them on really quickly, grabbed
his
bucket, and ran out the door.

He ran down the beach all
the way to his apartment. He ran up the
stairs of his apartment. He
was in such a hurry that when he got to the top
of the stairs, he
dropped the bucket of snails.

There were snails all down the
stairs. The door opened just then, with
a very angry wife standing in
the door way wondering where he's been
all this time.

He
looked at the snails on the steps, then he looked at her, then back

at the snails and said - "Come on guys, we're almost there!"