Jokes number : 67

A man is hired by the circus to perform a
necessary but rather
unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the
elephants in the center
ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they
walk about. After a
rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the
circus cafeteria, sits with
other workers, and begins complaining
about his work.

"It's just terrible work, walking behind those
huge beasts and first
dodging, then shoveling aside the dung they
produce. My arms are tired,
my shoes and pants are a mess, and I'll
have to shower before I return
home, because of the
stink."

His friends at work agree: "Why don't you just quit this miserable

job and find something more rewarding to do. You have to have some
skills
and talents that you can put to use somewhere else."

He
looks at them, stunned: "You know, you're probably right, but I

just can't give up the glamour of show business!"