Jokes number : 100

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother

he's fallen in love
and going to get married. He says, "Just for
fun, Ma, I'm going
to bring over three women and you try and guess
which one I'm
going to marry."
The mother agrees. The next day,
he brings three beautiful women
into the house and sits them down on
the couch and they chat for
a while.
He then says,"Okay, Ma.
Guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The
red-head in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did
you know?"
"I don't like her."