Jokes number : 43

While away at a convention, an
executive
happened to meet a young woman who was
pretty and intelligent. When he
persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel
room, he
found out she had
a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive

found
himself unable to perform.

On his first night home, the executive
walked from the shower into the
bedroom
to find his wife covered in
a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her
face
creamed, munching
candy loudly while she pored through a movie
magazine.

Then,
without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent
erection.

Looking down at this, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of

a bitch.
Now I know why they call you a prick!"