Jokes number : 75

Retired gentlemen went to apply for social
security.
After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the
counter. The
woman behind the counter asked him for his
identification to verify his
age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has
left his wallet at
home. He told the woman that he seemed to have
left his wallet at home,
"will I have to go home and come back now?"
he ask.

The woman says, "unbutton your shirt." he opens his
shirt revealing
lots of curly silver hair. She says, "that silver hair
on your chest is
proof enough for me" as she processes his social
security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells
his wife about this
experience at social security office. She says,
"you should have dropped your
pants, you might have qualified for
disability, too."