Jokes number : 42

A knight and his
men returned to their
castle after a hard day of fighting. "How
are we faring?" asked the king.
"Sire!" replied the knight, "I have
been robbing
and pillaging
on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies
to
the
west." "What?" shrieked the king, "I don't have any enemies to the

west!" "Oh!"
said the knight, "Well, you do now."