Jokes number : 35

Smith goes to
see his supervisor in the
front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy
house-cleaning at home
tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic
and the garage,
moving and hauling stuff."

"We're
short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you
the day off."


"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"