Jokes number : 8

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's

Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street.
He
ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake
with a
jerk.

Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man
approaching him, "I
stopped it!"

"I know, you idiot!" said
the man. "I was pushing it!"