Jokes number : 33

A customer walks into a restaurant and
notices
a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order!
When his
waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye.
She
calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all
hell
breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the
kitchen. He runs up to
the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills
down on it and says, "You
got me this time buddy, but I want you to
know that's the first time
in ten years we've been out of rye
bread!"