Jokes number : 77

The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent was
going down the list of standard
questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a
one."

"None? You've never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain't
never had one. Never."

"Well, you said on this form you were bit by
a snake once. Wouldn't
you consider that an
accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."