Jokes number : 45

After being away on business, Tim thought it

would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about
some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a
bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she
returned with a smaller bottle
for $30.00.

"That's still quite a
bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a
tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see
something really
cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.