Jokes number : 66

One day, Bill and Tom went to a
restaurant for
dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly

picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about
that: "When are you going to learn to be
polite?"

Bill: "If
you had the chance to pick first, which one would you

pick?"

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

Bill: "What are you whining
about then? The smaller piece is what you
want, right?"