Jokes number : 32

A man
moved to a mountain top to
get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day
he heard a knock at the
door and no one was there but then he looked
down and there sat a
snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I
come in?" the man
shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to
be alone!" and
he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later
there was a
knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked
down and
there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that
for?"