Jokes number : 31

A lion was getting rather old and slow
and having difficulty
catching its prey. It decided it needed a
disguise so that other
animals did not know it was a lion and would
not run away. So it goes into a
fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla
suit. It then heads for a watering
hole to see if it can catch
something with its new disguise. On the way
it comes across two eagles
sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi
Mr. Lion!" The other
said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The
lion, rather
frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The
eagles then started
to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".