Jokes number : 72

A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The
bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In
a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an

aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her
sensed that she was agitated and asked her
what was
wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and
said: "Why, he's a public servant and
shouldn't say things to
insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back
up there and give
him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good
idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your
monkey."