Jokes number : 34

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
wife
were
shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the
man's
oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous
blonde
bending over the counter to try on a necklace,
the friend asked "How in
the hell did YOU land a wife
like that?" The old man whispered back,
"Easy. I told her I was
90!"