Jokes number : 17

Two elderly
couples were enjoying friendly
conversation when one of the men asked the
other, "Fred, how was
the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred
replied. "They taught us all the latest
psychological
techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference
for me."


"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went
blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.

Then a smile
broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call
that flower
with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes,
that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the
name of
that clinic?"