Jokes number : 10

I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass

surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and

diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet
engine,
take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded,
and subject
to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor
circulation, hardly
feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if
I'm 85 or 92. Have
lost all my friends.

But.....Thank God, I
still have my Florida driver's license!