Jokes number : 46

Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were

standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole.

A
man passing by yelled up to them, "Why don't you guys just take

down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?"

"We
don't wanna measure the length, mister!" Wyatt sneered. "We
wanna
measure the height!"